i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
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Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
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if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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