Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
It was confusing and full of hummus
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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