when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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