there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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