I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
only if we run a train.
done.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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