I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
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You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
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we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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