and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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