I will die if light touches me.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Randomize
