rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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