I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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