Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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