two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
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he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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