Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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