I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
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Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
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dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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