i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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