google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
My vagina is very pro this idea
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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