We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
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I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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