I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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