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• (+44): View more from England

  You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?

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• (207): View more from Maine

  That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies

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