I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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