Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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