Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
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I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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