My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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