Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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