how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
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Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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