I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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