Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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