We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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