Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
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this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
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You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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