Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
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"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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