We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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