that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
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I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
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I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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