I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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