wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
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you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
The air was thick with penises
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Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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