In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
He has the fingertips of a God
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