Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Last time i carry you out of a forest
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
