And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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