Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
