This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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