Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
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Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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