It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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