My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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