Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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