you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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