Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
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We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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