I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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