Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
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In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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