Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Do plants get herpes?
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