take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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