make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Princesses don't give blow jobs
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
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your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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