Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
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new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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