Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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