My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
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no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
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I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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