I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
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If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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