Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
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I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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